Introducing the Rumpl R15 Puffy Blanket, made with the same great material that insulates homes across the world.
Featuring double-layer R15 Fiberglass Synthetic insulation, this obnoxiously thick blanket is 10x warmer than Patagonia's infamous R3 insulation. Commercially proven for over 50 years.
Did we mention how thick this is? It's virtually unusable as a blanket.